坚持日更 第429期
1、人类的参差
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2、鉴定完毕,是亲妈
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3、内娱拍不出来的氛围感,被熊出没拿捏了
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4、高数老师为了送分能有多拼
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5、你的肚子是在我店里搞大的
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6、喵:金窝银窝 不如狗窝
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7、坏了,吹过头了
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8、医生:出门左转,挂下脑科
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9、哈哈哈好一个非机动车道
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10、老板:顾客这么备注一定有他的道理
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11、冬天我的手和脚be like
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12、 精准踩在领导的每一条规定上
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13、适用于80%的上班族
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14、是谁偷窥了我的真实想法
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15、新的一年,祝点赞的朋友们财运滚滚来
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16、直接给教授整无语了
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17、正式被确诊为西红柿
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18、确实,周末老便秘,一到公司就好了
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19、你把群众放心里,群众把你高高举起
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20、二次元未来就业方向有了
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21、
大学生:看我扬州大学爆改兰州大学
保安大哥:我不允许!
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22、感谢抽粪车 感谢擒屎皇
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23、鸡:想要我命就直说,别拐弯抹角 磨磨唧唧
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24、新型追星算是让二姨给玩明白了
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25、我妈:我就想趁还年轻带带孩子。我:那你去干月嫂吧
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26、
第一季:考公
第二季:上岸第一剑先斩意中人
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27、机智的回答
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28、我的一生如履薄冰
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29、事实证明,路过的雪人不要乱踢
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明天又可以睡懒觉了。