#文|乐小妹
#来源|辛辛苦苦地在互联网上搜集的
#欢迎后台投稿|不限于趣图、生活中遇到的段子
坚持日更 搞笑趣图 第365期
01一旦你第一眼看错,那你就再也回不去了
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02公猫因为太胖被当成了怀孕的小母猫
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03hr:一定要用大小周劝退所有人,让这个破公司知道大小周是招不到人
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04这个艺人就是医院的战略合作伙伴
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05这是她呼吸过的空气
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06这衣服谁穿谁菜
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07同学你是什么座的?
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08…!哈士奇:要不是和我那亲戚有点像,你以为我还能活到现在?
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09哪里买,我明天开庭穿给对方看
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10第一张 领导要吓坏了
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11还有哪些词看着像成语但不是成语
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12??? 这店谁还敢去啊
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13骨灰能一起挂上
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14鸭缩包
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15解决了电视节目过于无聊的问题
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16??? 你要这么说 那我以后还敢吃辣吗?
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17妈:怎么是你,儿子!儿子:妈,还好是你!
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18含笑半步癫这不就研制出来了
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19要么会英语要么能穿小鞋
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