坚持日更 搞笑图片第573期
又是一周一度的假期了,我知道,有很多和我一样明天照样还得被梦(闹)想(钟)叫起来的苦逼搬砖人,所以我想对这些和我一样的宝子们说:
让他们去玩,玩得越久,星期一就越痛苦。哼
1、你们放假都去玩吧,我得在图书馆备孕
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2、热心市民也可以是无处不在的判官
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3、哪句话同时适用以下场景
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4、商家:有时候下单挺无助的
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5、灰色手套
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6、建议外敷
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7、真的笑死
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8、打电话问商家怎么回事,他说是乌鸡让我再补五块
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9、双头狗
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10、紧急出售
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11、二次元钥匙,又称地狱门钥匙
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看到不点赞,奖励个张翰❤️
12、一半便宜出
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13、考试不及格没关系,因为永远你都不会是孤行者
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14、我没摘
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15、声明!我不知道
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16、让你别乱说话,你倒好,直接自首了。
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17、别告诉我
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18、承让?不行我找个小朋友陪你下?
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19、不是有电锯嘛?
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20、小学生自创拼音法
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21、什么都会瞎
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22、考验孩子的精神信仰的时候到了
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23、为什么不强制服兵役
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24、讨厌没有边界感的顾客
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25、日不落模式开启
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26、提神醒脑
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27、文化要自信
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28、那就别这样弄
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29、这是医院!
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30、以雷霆击碎黑暗
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点赞也不能少我的哟。