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2023-05-21 21:18 |
姐,你是怎么找到这么会做饭的姐夫的
 今天我就是坑里面最亮的仔
 女朋友送给我的我求婚戒指,我要不要同意
 我刚才试了试,舌头差一点打结了
 我要减肥,谁都不能阻拦我
 如果是你的话,你会怎么做
 我是谁,我在那,我到底在干什么
 老板:有你们这样的员工是我的幸福
 给我的章鱼哥找一窝
 小偷:你是不是看不起我
 别以为你穿上马甲我就不认识你啦
 嘿嘿,我就是乱猜,哎,我就是玩
 大自然的魅力所在
 千万不要眨眼,等会让你们看一下我花了五千学习的舞蹈
 自己钓上来的,说啥也要背回去
 吴刚:你起开,我不会陪你的,我要会地球
 鱼:我感觉我还可以抢救一下,你觉得那
 还有这样的停车位,停车场应该很富裕吧
 下来的时候还好好的,这上来怎么上去 书里面的画面
 喵星人:瞅瞅你给我画的,我有这么难看
 大哥,你要不要的话,那我就带走了
 看来新郎哥是有点激动啦
 大哥,你相信缘分吗,我这真的不是故意的
 狗子:这个是我喜欢吃的小肥肉,我真的喜欢吃,给我来一口吧
 就上了一个厕所的功夫,难道我“穿越”了 勇敢的牛牛,要自给自足呀
 长得漂亮的都是天生丽质的
 狗子是分不清楚镜子里面是不是自己
 所以你要自信呀,自信放光芒 你那么多的好评给你一个差评,应该不过分吧
 老婆发来一张吃饭的照片
 带一群女同事去KTV,我喝多了趴着装睡,没想到她们公开议论
 来个文化人,麻烦赐个下联,留在评论区

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