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2023-05-16 21:39 |
就你这长相和身高还想去撩别人小姐姐。
 老板,你这是认真的吗?
 敢不敢让我自己来一把
 新娘可能也忘记了,今天是自己结婚
 你感觉那一个国家造的比较好看
 这就是情人眼里出西施吧
 如果是这部剧,你会支持吗?
 只要重复复习,才能记住
 好家伙,我穿上361度的鞋子是不是有点烫脚啊
 请讲普通话
 姑娘,看着路,看着路啊
 狗子:过马路的时候,肯定要注意车辆啊
 男朋友送给我的,还真是惊喜满满啊
 这到底是为啥啊,为啥你这酸奶盖子上面没有酸奶
 “女老师上课期间忘记关投影仪,搜索记录被公开”哈哈太尴尬了吧

 这应该是男生寝室
 出来吃烧烤,我闺蜜竟然把这个带出来了
 应该不是按身高吧
 从小跟着羊羊长大的狗子,现在变得洋里洋气的
 说实话这没有绿幕,看着还挺搞笑的
 女生宿舍是不是还想甄嬛传一样
 蚂蚁:“你这招多损啊,真狗啊”
 大哥还是你大哥啊
 这东西是怎么做到颜色分开的
 为日后的拳击比赛做准备
 二哈:“如果不爱,请别伤害”
 熊猫:“劳资不吃了,谁还没有个脾气了”
 养儿子和女儿的差别在哪?网友:“看看妈妈脸上的笑容就知道了”
 姑娘,坚持住,等会就好了
 做事情就要做到位啊
 大爷的防范意识做的很到位啊
 大爷你竟然不讲武德啊
 能不能变成终结者
 智者不入爱河的下一句,究竟是什么
 这是一个悲伤的故事啊
 部门就我一个男的,我肯定是部门里面的宝
 现在媳妇不会做法的多了去了,都是男的做的
 狗子:面对疾风吧,小伙子
 这都是来自奶奶的爱
 大爷你是安全了,我等会怎么走啊
 姑娘大意了,镜片里的反射被大家看得一清二楚,不觉得尴尬吗
 那些奇妙的缘分,有时候总是会发生意想不到的事情
 上联我已经出好了,下联就看你们的啦

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